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Kevin Paul Wickart

will answer to: "The Topic Crusher" (or "Crusher" for short, which I am)
last known address: Normal, IL
e-address: kwickart@cyberianet.com
day job: Department Manager for Target
owned by: Aside from the crickets, occasional mouse, civil servants and other vermin, we have one large-type (14" long) plecostomus named Shadow. He hates laundry day.
family unit: Wife Rachel, sons William and Kevin, daughter Shannon.
seen in these other top5 products / humor sites:
Top Five List, Top5Medicine, Top5Gaming, Top5Comics. Oh, yeah, and Top5Sex, baby!
if i could be any kind of animal i would be...
A whiteside dolphin, mostly to find out if we're as smart as humans suspect and just aren't letting on. Plus, it'd be fun to knock those idiots off their freakin' Jet-Skis and drag them out to the open sea.
pet superhero name: Kwill, The Echidna That Walks Like A Man!!!
i also wanna say... "The Visene Arrow." It takes a while to explain; you'll have to ask Dave Goudsward about it.
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