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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== April 16, 2001 NOTE FROM SANDRA: Wednesday, April 18 is Pet Owner's Independence Day. Take the day off and send your pet to work in your place. The Top 8 Things Overheard in the Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day 8> "What the heck kind of maze is this? I've been through every friggin' cubicle, now where's the cheese???" 7> "My sty at home is cleaner than this cubicle!" 6> "One cubicle marked, 39 left to go" 5> "Hey, Fido, you were right -- the water in the executive toilet is much zestier!" 4> "Peterson! Stop kissing my ass! Your nose is cold!" 3> "Where's the boss? My human always comes home saying 'piss on that bastard!'" 2> "Hey Rex, sniffing hard or hardly sniffing?" and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day... 1> "You don't have to be rabid to work here... but it helps." [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 33 submissions from 14 contributors. Today's Top 5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 1, 2 (Good boy! 4th #1) Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 3, 7 Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 4, Banner Tag Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 5 Kate Melnyk, Stray -- 6 Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 8 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Topic Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- Runner Up list name Sandra Hull, Arlington VA -- List Vet ================================================================== Things Overheard in the Office on Pet Owner's Independence Day RUNNERS UP list -- Walking Papers ------------------------------------------------------------------ "...sent her cat in instead. All the damn thing does is sleep at her desk, idly scratch herself and sleep some more.... No, I can't tell the difference, either..." (Dawson Rambo, Stray) "Her dog really DOES look like her!" (Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR) "Jeez... his owner is an ass-kisser, and he's a butt-sniffer..." (Dawson Rambo, Stray) "No, baby, it doesn't mean *that* kind of independence; I still consider us married." (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) "Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your leashes!" (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL) "Sit! Stay! Now... double-click that "Excel" icon. No! SIT! STAY! Now take the mouse..." (Dawson Rambo, Stray) "Sorry about the soiled purchase orders, Sir, but Mr. Truby keeps burying things in my out-box." (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX) "Heeeeyyy... maybe we should lose Joe, and keep his ferrets instead. Those reports were done in half the time -- and the spelling is impeccable!!" (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA) Tropical fish: "I'll meet you at the water warmer." (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD) Turtle: "This Bourne shell seems mighty flimsy to me." (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD) Runner Up list name (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |