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                           June 4, 2001


                   The Top 8 Cocktails for Pets


 8> A straight shot with a tail chaser

 7> Jack and AquaPlus

 6> Sex on the Lawn

 5> Long Island Iced T-bone

 4> Whisker Sour

 3> MarGRRRRita

 2> Squirrely Temple


    and the Number 1 Cocktail for Pets...


 1> Bichon Freeze



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 40 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 Pets List authors are:
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Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA --  1  (Attagirl! 1st #1)
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX           --  2, 4
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA          --  3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA      --  4, 6
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY     --  4
Justin Cascio,  Perth Amboy, NJ   --  5
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA   --  6
Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ           --  7
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR           --  8
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY        --  Topic
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD    -- Banner Tag
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- Runner Up list name
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA      -- Honorable Mention list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

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                        Cocktails for Pets
                   RUNNERS UP list  --  Lapped
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Air Budweiser
          (Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ)

Butt Sniffer of Brandy
          (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)

Doberman Pilsner
          (Jan Verrey, Alexandria, VA)

Eight-pack of Slippery Nipples
          (Ralph Scott, Washington, DC)

Harvey Leg Humper
          (Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ)

Tom Collies
          (Justin Cascio,  Perth Amboy, NJ)

Runner Up list name
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)


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                        Cocktails for Pets
             HONORABLE MENTION list  --  Watered Down
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*Real* Cock Tails
          (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)

Coilermakers (for snakes)
          (Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL)

Harvey Ball Licker
          (Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)

Pony Colada
          (Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL)

Rusty Tail
          (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Slow Comfortable Lick My Own Balls
          (Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA)

Toilet Water with a twist
          (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)


Honorable Mention list name
          (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)



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