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Top 50 Pet Sites
                 Slippers -- the other white meat

                         October 30, 2001

               The Top 8 Dances to Do With Your Dog

 8> Puttin' on the Spitz

 7> T...A...N-G-O, T...A...N-G-O, T...A...N-G-O and Tango 
    is its name-o

 6> The Pawtusi

 5> Blame it on the Bowser Nova

 4> P-E-T-A

 3> Roverdance

 2> The Chihuahualtz

    and the Number 1 Dance to Do With Your Dog...

 1> The Linoleum Slide

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 50 submissions from 18 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL     -- 1, 7 (3rd #1)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI      -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA       -- 3
Jake Tompkins, Aledo, TX           -- 4
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA     -- 4
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY      -- 5
Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ            -- 5
Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL       -- 6
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA           -- 8
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH  -- Topic
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX            -- Runner Up list name
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA  -- Runner Up list name
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA      -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA         -- List Vet

                    Dances to Do With Your Dog
                 RUNNERS UP list  --  6 Left Feet

Cha-Cha-Chase the Mailman
          (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

It's Boney Time
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

The Boxer Step
          (Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL)

The Foxtro... fox?  Where?  WHERE?!?  Comeoncomeonletsgogethim!!!!
          (Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL)

The Humpalega
          (Doug Finney, Houston, TX)

The Jack Russell Hustle
          (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)

The Leash Jerk
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

The Takewalk
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

The Yard Pile Hop
          (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

Runner Up list name
          (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

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