Humor with a cold wet nose

Comments? Want join the kennel
of Top5 Pets writers?
E-mail The List Vet


Dreadful sorry about the intrusive Tripod ads. We have pulled up stakes and moved to an ad-free environment*.

Join us in our new space by closing the panel on the left then clicking this link:

If the unwanted sidebar window on the left opens up along with it, you can get rid of the offending portion by clicking the "x" in its upper right-hand corner. Click on the actual window on the left, not on the explanatory graphic below.

click on x to close Tripod window

* Ok, there are a few small ads at the bottom of the main page, BUT Top5 Pets directly benefits from them. We keep them unobtrusive.

Top5 Pets is owned by
Chris White

Top 50 Pet Sites
             Felines... Nothing more than felines...

                      November 19, 2001

          The Top 10 Thoughts A Cat Will Never Think

10> "Forget the tax benefits-- I'm happy to contribute to
     charitable causes just for the personal satisfaction."

  9> "I should get the family a rocking chair for Christmas!"

  8> "I'm so hungry I'd eat anything!"

  7> "If I'm extra sweet maybe I can get him to trim my claws."

  6> "You're going to cut my balls off? Sure, sounds like a great
     idea! Why didn't I think of that?"

  5> "I wish they made those hamster wheels in my size."

  4> "Swimming pool's full! I'm gonna try a cannonball!"

  3> "Canned tuna AGAIN?"

  2> "Must obey my master, must obey my master, must obey my

     and the Number 1 Thought A Cat Will Never Think...

  1> "Thank you."

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
              [       ]

Selected from 56 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today's Top 5 Pets List authors are:
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA   -- 1 (3rd #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- 2, Topic
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD         -- 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX            -- 4
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD    -- 5, 9, Runner Up List Name
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA          -- 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 7, Banner Tag
Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA      -- 8, 10
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA     -- Topic
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA        -- List Vet

               Thoughts A Cat Will Never Think
               RUNNERS UP list  --  I Think Not

"After I finish washing these dishes I'll start folding the
           (Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA)
           (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL)
           (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)
           (Susanne Turner, Louisville, KY)

"Catnip is for pussies."
           (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL)

"Gee, I sure feel TERRIBLE about destroying the new curtains
and couch..."
           (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

"Gee, maybe I shouldn't sleep on her stomach; it might be
uncomfortable for her."
           (Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)

"I hope little Susie dresses me in doll clothes today!"
           (Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA)

"I know she just cleaned the litter box, but I don't have to
go again!"
           (Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)

"I probably should take care not to shed on that nice
new coat..."
           (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)

"If I move my paw up just so then I can disentangle myself
from the curtain without snagging threads."
           (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)

"Maybe I should go back to school, get my degree and *make*
something out of my life rather than just lie around the
house all day, waiting to be fed."
           (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)

"Maybe the toilet paper should stay on the roll."
           (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)

           (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

"She does so much for me, but what about her needs?"
           (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL)

"That doesn't look like a very good place for a nap."
           (Peg Warner, Exeter, NH)

"You know, I wouldn't mind planting a big sloppy kiss right
on the beak of that sexy Mr. Crackers!"
           (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)

"You know, she probably doesn't want my butt in her face."
           (Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)

Runner Up list name
           (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)

[      Copyright 2001 by Chris White   All rights reserved.      ]
[           Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use           ]
[          in any manner without crediting ""         ]