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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== Felines... Nothing more than felines... November 19, 2001 The Top 10 Thoughts A Cat Will Never Think 10> "Forget the tax benefits-- I'm happy to contribute to charitable causes just for the personal satisfaction." 9> "I should get the family a rocking chair for Christmas!" 8> "I'm so hungry I'd eat anything!" 7> "If I'm extra sweet maybe I can get him to trim my claws." 6> "You're going to cut my balls off? Sure, sounds like a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?" 5> "I wish they made those hamster wheels in my size." 4> "Swimming pool's full! I'm gonna try a cannonball!" 3> "Canned tuna AGAIN?" 2> "Must obey my master, must obey my master, must obey my master..." and the Number 1 Thought A Cat Will Never Think... 1> "Thank you." [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 56 submissions from 20 contributors. Today's Top 5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1 (3rd #1) James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 2, Topic Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 3 Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4 Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 5, 9, Runner Up List Name Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA -- 6 Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 7, Banner Tag Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA -- 8, 10 James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Topic Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== Thoughts A Cat Will Never Think RUNNERS UP list -- I Think Not ------------------------------------------------------------------ "After I finish washing these dishes I'll start folding the laundry." (Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA) (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL) (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA) (Susanne Turner, Louisville, KY) "Catnip is for pussies." (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL) "Gee, I sure feel TERRIBLE about destroying the new curtains and couch..." (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA) "Gee, maybe I shouldn't sleep on her stomach; it might be uncomfortable for her." (Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) "I hope little Susie dresses me in doll clothes today!" (Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA) "I know she just cleaned the litter box, but I don't have to go again!" (Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA) "I probably should take care not to shed on that nice new coat..." (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA) "If I move my paw up just so then I can disentangle myself from the curtain without snagging threads." (Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia) "Maybe I should go back to school, get my degree and *make* something out of my life rather than just lie around the house all day, waiting to be fed." (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI) "Maybe the toilet paper should stay on the roll." (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA) "Rosebud!" (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA) "She does so much for me, but what about her needs?" (Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL) "That doesn't look like a very good place for a nap." (Peg Warner, Exeter, NH) "You know, I wouldn't mind planting a big sloppy kiss right on the beak of that sexy Mr. Crackers!" (Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI) "You know, she probably doesn't want my butt in her face." (Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR) Runner Up list name (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |