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                 Goldfish are from Woolworth's


                        December 3, 2001


         The Top 10 Books on the Pets' Best Seller List


10> "Hey, Where's My REAL Family?" and Other Stories for Babies
    Taken From Their Litter

 9> New Tricks for Dummies

 8> Waiting for Gato

 7> Frommer's Guide to the Fire Hydrants of Europe

 6> I'm Housebroken, You're Housebroken

 5> Non-Deferred Capital Gains Amortization Techniques For Cats

 4> The Bitches of Eastwick

 3> Fear of Frying

 2> What Color is Your Chew Toy?


    and the Number 1 Book on the Pets' Best Seller List...


 1> Look What the Cat Dragged In: A Guide to Creative Gift-Giving



             [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
             [       http://www.topfive.com       ]


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Selected from 35 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Doug Finney, Houston, TX           -- 1 (Good boy! First #1)
Justin Cascio, Perth Amboy, NJ     -- 2, 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX             -- 3
Jan Verrey, Alexandria, VA         -- 4, 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA      -- 5, Banner tag
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD     -- 7, 9
Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA       -- 10
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY         -- Topic
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA  -- Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA         -- List Vet

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               Books on the Pets' Best Seller List
               RUNNERS UP list  --  Half-digested
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A Tail of Two Kitties
          (Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ)

Butts and Crotches - the Scratch and Sniff Edition
          (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)

Can Openers, Doorknobs and Pooper Scoopers: A Technical Guide to
Self-Sufficiency
          (Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA)

Care and Training of Your Human
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

Catching Squirrels for Dummies
          (Doug Finney, Houston, TX)

Chicken Soup For The Leg-Humper's Soul
          (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)
          (Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)

Fear & Loathing: The Dichotomy of the Cat/Dog Relationship
          (Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)

Getting in Touch With Your Inner Puppy
          (Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)

M*U*S*H*
          (Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ)

Scratch 22
          (Jan Verrey, Alexandria, VA)

The Truth About People
          (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)

You Can Grow Up To Be President's Pet
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)


Runner Up list name
          (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)



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