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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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New Hairball Prevention Formula
December 17, 2001
The Top 10 Holiday Songs For Pets
10> I Saw Mommy Sniffing Santa's Crotch
9> I Tawt I Taw Tree Ships. I Did! I Did!
8> O Comb All Ye Hairballs
7> The Little Drummer-on-the-Glass
6> Walkies In A Winter Wonderland
5> O Little Town Of Habitrail
4> What Pile Is This?
3> Away In a Kennel
2> Do You Smell What I Smell?
and the Number 1 Holiday Song For Pets...
1> It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kittens
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 45 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 1 (Good boy! First #1)
Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 2, 5
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA -- 3
Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 3
Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ -- 4
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- 6, 9
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 10, Topic
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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Holiday Songs For Pets
RUNNERS UP list -- Tannenbums
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Adeste Fidos
(Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ)
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Balls Back
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
Bark! The Herald Airedales Sing
(James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
Carol of the Can Openers
(Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA)
Deck the Halls with Bowser Holly
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
Frosty the Yellow Snowman
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentle Ben
(Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)
Mele Ka-licky-my-balls
(Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)
O Howly Night
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
(Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)
O Litter Pan of Boots and Sam
(Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Silver Bells (And Other Stuff You Can Knock Off the Tree)
(James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)
Squatting In a Litter Box of Sand
(Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
Violent Bite
(Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
We Three Mutts
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Runner Up list name
(Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
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