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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== Talk to the paw February 25, 2002 The Top 10 Cat Proverbs 10> Do unto others whatever the hell you want to. 9> The world is your litter box. 8> Always put off until tomorrow anything that interferes with a nap. 7> Look before you lick. 6> Pride goeth before ... you've got to be friggin' kidding me! 5> You scratch my back. 4> Strike while the feet are bare. 3> When in doubt, wash. 2> If at first you don't succeed, act like you intended to fail. and the Number 1 Cat Proverb... 1> The way to your owner's heart is through their ankles when they least expect it. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 43 submissions from 15 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1 (4th #1) James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 2, Topic Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3, 10 Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 4, Runner Up List Name Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 5, 10 Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 5 Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ -- 6, 8 Kate Melnyk, Dedham, MA -- 7, 9 RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 8 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== Cat Proverbs RUNNERS UP list -- Scratched ------------------------------------------------------------------ A bird in the hand is... Lunch! (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA) A new broom sweeps me off my favorite easy chair. (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY) For good luck, just nap on wood. (Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA) He who purrs loudest drools. (Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA) Let sleeping Rottweilers lie. (Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL) Mark others' territory before they can mark yours. (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Neither a prince nor a pauper be. Hold out for "god." (James Knowles, Bellingham, WA) Only two things are certain life: curiosity and neutering. (Brian E. Foster, Fairfax, VA) Slow and steady may win the race, but speed is what you want when hacking up a hairball. (Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL) Runner Up list name (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |