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                           March 4, 2002

               The Top 10 Breed Names for Cloned Pets

 10> Etceterakita

  9> Toadal Recall

  8> Shar-Pei Image

  7> Version Cat

  6> Xeroxhund

  5> Gecho

  4> Lhasa Also

  3> Facsimian

  2> Ringer Spaniel

           and the Number 1 Breed Name for Cloned Pets...

  1> cc: Monkey

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Selected from 52 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL   -- 1, 4 (4th #1)
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD   -- 2
Darcey Allen, Corona, CA         -- 3 (Rookie!)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 5
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI    -- 6, 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS              -- 8, 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA   -- 10, Topic
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX          -- Topic, Runner Up list name
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA    -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA       -- List Vet

                    Breed Names for Cloned Pets
                    RUNNERS UP list  --  Zygoats

Britney "Oops, I did it again" Spaniel
           (Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)

           (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

           (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Laboratory Retriever
           (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)
           (Greg Pearson, Arlington, VA)

           (Darcey Allen, Corona, CA)

Xerox (Paul Bunyan only)
           (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
           (Peg Warner, Exeter, NH)

Runner Up list name
           (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)

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