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                           April 8, 2002

         The Top 9 "Where Are They Now" Updates on TV Pets

  9> Mr. Ed: Doing the play-by-play at Wrigley Field ever since
     Harry Caray's death. Fans can't tell the difference.

  8> Tiger Brady: Living in obscurity with Chuck Cunningham.

  7> Rin Tin Tin: Sniffing Wal-Mart employees for drugs as they
     come on shift.

  6> Flipper: Food Mart, canned goods aisle, tuna section.

  5> Abraham the Goldfish: Out-earning Gary Coleman on the fishie-
     porn circuit.

  4> Lancelot Link: Key advisor to Tom Ridge, Office of Homeland

  3> Fred the Cockatiel: Employed in Paris as a "statue ambience

  2> Astro: Rit by a ruck.

     and the Number 1 "Where Are They Now" Update on TV Pets...

  1> Scooby Doo: Living under an assumed identity after selling out
     Shaggy to the DEA.

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 32 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA        -- 1 (6th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA         -- 2, 3
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA             -- 4, 9
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI  -- 4 (Rookie!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI        -- 5
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA       -- 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX               -- 7
Charles Schnabel, Shaker Heights, OH -- 8
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR              -- Topic
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH    -- Runner Up list name
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD       -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA           -- List Vet

              "Where Are They Now" Updates on TV Pets
                RUNNERS UP list  --  Poor Reception

Data's cat Spot: Turned out to be a shape shifting hitchhiker from
planet Oxy 5, now doing research for a trashy space novel.
           (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

Fred the Cockatiel: Successfully made the switch from rotary to
touch-pad technology, now finds steady work as Carrot Top's
dialing coach.
           (Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)

Gentle Ben: Doing time for mauling his producer at the series
wrap party.
           (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

J. Fred Muggs: Changed his name to Buster Poindexter.
           (Jim Smith, Hattiesburg, MS)

Lassie: Canine gender identity therapist.
           (Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Lucky the Cat: In Alf's stomach.
           (Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ)

Mr. Ed: Retired to stud; reportedly spends most of his time
telling young colts to keep off his pasture.
           (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

Spot Munster: Got a night job roasting wieners at Nathan's.
           (Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ)

Runner Up list name
           (Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH)

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