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April 8, 2002
The Top 9 "Where Are They Now" Updates on TV Pets
9> Mr. Ed: Doing the play-by-play at Wrigley Field ever since
Harry Caray's death. Fans can't tell the difference.
8> Tiger Brady: Living in obscurity with Chuck Cunningham.
7> Rin Tin Tin: Sniffing Wal-Mart employees for drugs as they
come on shift.
6> Flipper: Food Mart, canned goods aisle, tuna section.
5> Abraham the Goldfish: Out-earning Gary Coleman on the fishie-
porn circuit.
4> Lancelot Link: Key advisor to Tom Ridge, Office of Homeland
Security.
3> Fred the Cockatiel: Employed in Paris as a "statue ambience
coordinator."
2> Astro: Rit by a ruck.
and the Number 1 "Where Are They Now" Update on TV Pets...
1> Scooby Doo: Living under an assumed identity after selling out
Shaggy to the DEA.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 32 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 1 (6th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 3
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA -- 4, 9
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 4 (Rookie!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 5
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 7
Charles Schnabel, Shaker Heights, OH -- 8
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- Topic
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- Runner Up list name
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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"Where Are They Now" Updates on TV Pets
RUNNERS UP list -- Poor Reception
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Data's cat Spot: Turned out to be a shape shifting hitchhiker from
planet Oxy 5, now doing research for a trashy space novel.
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
Fred the Cockatiel: Successfully made the switch from rotary to
touch-pad technology, now finds steady work as Carrot Top's
dialing coach.
(Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)
Gentle Ben: Doing time for mauling his producer at the series
wrap party.
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
J. Fred Muggs: Changed his name to Buster Poindexter.
(Jim Smith, Hattiesburg, MS)
Lassie: Canine gender identity therapist.
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)
Lucky the Cat: In Alf's stomach.
(Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ)
Mr. Ed: Retired to stud; reportedly spends most of his time
telling young colts to keep off his pasture.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Spot Munster: Got a night job roasting wieners at Nathan's.
(Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ)
Runner Up list name
(Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH)
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