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                           June 24, 2002

              The Top 10 Songs About Spaying/Neutering

10> "Take Another Little Piece of My Parts"

 9> "I Shot Blanks at the Sheriff"

 8> "The Maim Game"

 7> "U Can't Touch This Because It's Gone"

 6> "The Heat Is Off"

 5> "God Save My Thing"

 4> "Another Two Bite the Dust"

 3> "Sexual Heeling"

 2> "Hey! You! Get Off of My Nads!"

     and the Number 1 Song About Spaying/Neutering...

 1> "50 Ways to Cleave Your Rover"

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Selected from 43 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA         -- 1 (8th #1)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL             -- 1 (5th #1)
Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA       -- 1 (2nd #1)
Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA              -- 2, 6
Charles Schnabel, Shaker Heights, OH  -- 3, Topic
Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ            -- 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS                   -- 5, 8
Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ   -- 7
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI   -- 9
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY         -- 10
Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA          -- Runner Up list name
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA        -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA            -- List Vet

                   Songs About Spaying/Neutering
           RUNNERS UP list -- On the Cutting-Room Floor

"Hack My Bitch Up"
           (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)

"How Much Is it for You to Leave Me Alone and Go Neuter That Doggie
in the Window?"
           (Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)

"I Wanna Be Castrated"
           (Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)

"Just a Snip Before I Go"
           (Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA)

"Like Two Red Rubber Balls"
           (Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)

"Look What They've Done to My Schlong, Ma"
           (Charles Schnabel, Shaker Heights, OH)

"Oops. I Snipped It Again"
           (Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA)

"Restricted in Love"
           (Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ)

"Snip Me Baby One More Time"
           (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

"Spayed Cats' Cut"
           (Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)

           (Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA)

Runner Up list name
           (Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)

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