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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== I barf, therefore I am. August 19, 2002 The Top 9 Signs You're Being Stalked by a Groomer 9> Handwritten offer to cut your hair is accompanied by a towel for you to roll up in. 8> A ribbon-wrapped packet of matted hair is laid at your doorstep every day. 7> The only place you're safe is at the airport: those scissors detain him in security every time. 6> That annoying high pitched buzzing sound around your head at night isn't mosquitoes, it's clippers. 5> The bushes outside your bedroom window all have that poofy poodle look. 4> Sudden activity on your offering of personal hair clippings on eBay. 3> You wake up with no memory of last night, your toenails have been painted black, and you have a perky little bow holding up your bangs. 2> Mails you collages of your head superimposed on all the photos in Cat Fancy. and the Number 1 Sign You're Being Stalked by a Groomer... 1> Repeated phone calls with nothing but heavy snipping. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 1 (6th #1) Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 2 Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 3 Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4, 9 James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 5 Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 6, 8 Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 7 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Topic Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |