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                          R.I.P. Nobby


                        September 3, 2002


              The Top 9 Pet Psychological Disorders


9> Cliptoemania -- insatiable desire to have claws trimmed.

8> Border Collie Personality Disorder -- everything reminds you of
    either a sheep or a Frisbee.

7> Feline Displacement Awareness -- cat's sudden realization that
    it should be in the other room RIGHT NOW!

6> Spitzofrenia -- Excessive drooling.

5> Demintia -- catnip addiction.

4> Post-Traumatic Tress Syndrome -- result of a close shave at the
    groomer.

3> RinTintinnitus -- the perception of keys jingling, car doors
    opening, or other go-for-a-ride sounds in the ears or head when
    no external sound is present.

2> Manx Depressive Syndrome -- being really bummed out that you 
    have no tail.


          and the Number 1 Pet Psychological Disorder...


1> Moultable Personality Disorder -- Parakeet unable to function
   because it knows it's not as attractive as it used to be.



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Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY       -- 1, 2 (4th #1)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 2, 6
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD      -- 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 3
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 4, 9
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD           -- 5, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- Topic
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet, Banner Tag

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