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                        September 16, 2002

               The Top 10 Dog Euphemisms for "Leash"

10> Jaunt Inhibitor

9> Walkie Garrote

8> Co-Dependent Jewelry

7> The Rawhide Thong

6> Imbecilical Cord

5> Human Tow-Rope

4> My Pager

3> Necktail

2> Porta-noose

          and the Number 1 Dog Euphemism for "Leash"...

1> When I take off between your legs, you'll be calling it
    butt floss, Chester.

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Selected from 28 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY         -- 1 (5th #1)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- 2
Brian E. Foster, Holt, MI           -- 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 4
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA     -- 5
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY       -- 6, 8, 10 (Purr-fecta!)
Stephanie Thompson Brainerd, MN    -- 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX              -- 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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