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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== Reclose pouch to keep list contents moist and fresh. October 14, 2002 The Top 10 Secret Desires of Pit Bulls 10> Finding a species that can actually survive their widdle wuv kisses. 9> A kinder, gentler master. 8> To do a cannonball off the high board. 7> A pink "Hello Kitty" plastic collar with that lovely embedded glitter. 6> A little accounting help when using that friggin' IRS Form 126B: Earned Depreciation Schedule on Buried Mailman Limbs. 5> Chaps to go along with spiked collar. 4> Find out if your sleeping owner's face could be eaten before the screaming woke the neighbors. 3> To be totally dominated by a Chihuahua wearing skin-tight latex. 2> To have the heart of a small boy. For dinner. and the Number 1 Secret Desire of Pit Bulls... 1> Capture an intruder through some ingenious stratagem rather than simply rending them limbless. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 39 submissions from 14 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1, 4 (6th #1) Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 2 Brian E. Foster, Holt, MI -- 3, 10 Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 5 James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 6, 7, Topic Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 7, 9 Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 8 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |