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Nearer My Dog to Thee
October 28, 2002
The Top 10 Pet Cemetery Epitaphs
10> Here lies Rex, who marked his final territory with embalming
fluid.
9> I TOLD you it wasn't a hairball!
8> Polly Parakeet: Taking the final dirt bath.
7> Now scratching on St. Peter's door.
6> Here lies Fluffy, who went from sleeping 23 hours a day to 24.
5> American Standard (goldfish only)
4> Roll over! Play dead! Good dog.
3> "Pet-safe" electric fence, my ass.
2> Here lies Lucky. How ironic.
and the Number 1 Pet Cemetery Epitaph...
1> STAY!
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 41 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1, 6 (7th #1)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 2
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4, 10, Topic
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 5, Banner Tag
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 7, Topic
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 8
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 9
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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Pet Cemetery Epitaphs
RUNNERS UP list -- Passed On
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"I figured the spaying has been done, how bad could another trip
to the vet be?"
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)
Curiosity didn't kill him. An 18-wheeler did.
(Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
Fluffy was not a mechanic, yet he liked to hang out under the hood
of the Pontiac.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
Gertie the gerbil, devoted and devouring mother of twenty-three.
(Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY)
Here Lies Magellan the Turtle, now moving only slightly slower.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Hoover: Choked inhaling that last sock
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
I NEVER wanted a cracker. Was the crackers what did me in.
(Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Landed on his feet, but in quicksand.
(Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI)
Never met a toilet he didn't like
(Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)
Our beloved goldfish, Goldy #763.
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)
Sam: he shed his last skin
(Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY)
Some land mines look an awful lot like grey Frisbees.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Runner Up list name
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
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