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Let us spray.
November 4, 2002
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
In the news recently was a story of a man shot in the
ankle by his dog, who somehow managed to put his paw
on the trigger of a loaded shotgun. The victim admits
to feeling like a fool, but we're here to speculate
that it could have been much, much worse...
The Top 9 Worst Ways for Your Pet to Kill You
9> Smothering you with a 40-pound bag of store-brand kibble.
8> Leaving a doggie present on the bathroom tile so you slip in
it, careen into the toilet and die with your head right where
you never let him drink.
7> First your ferrets hide your nitroglycerin tablets, then they
steal the remote control.
6> By actually obeying a command. Well, the shock would kill
*me*!
5> Sawed-off shotgun. (Neutered males only.)
4> Tossing you into a brick wall, slamming you down on the floor,
ripping out your heart and leaving a bloody trail back to the
goldfish bowl.
3> Starving to death waiting for the pet snail to fetch the
morning paper before you eat breakfast.
2> Replacing your Folger's crystals with odor-controlling
scoopable litter.
and the Number 1 Worst Way for Your Pet to Kill You...
1> The famous and deadly "Doberman Pinsch."
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 29 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 5 (3rd #1)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 2
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 4, 6
Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NY -- 8
Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ -- 9
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- Topic
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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