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                         January 27, 2003

                The Top 7 Modern-Day Dog Disorders

 7> Ringer Worm -- Caused by swallowing too many cell phones.

 6> Federal Anemia -- Symptoms: listlessness, apathy and 
    occasional violent outbursts. Contracted by biting the mailman.

 5> Chip Displasia -- You left a Labrador and a bag of potato 
    chips in the same room. Only one is left. You do the math.

 4> Carpal Tongue Syndrome -- Caused by excessive keyboard 

 3> AIBO-chondria -- Even if desperately ill, pretends to be 
    healthy so you don't replace him with a robotic pet.

 2> Bulorexia -- Repeatedly purges and then binges on the results.

           and the Number 1 Modern-Day Dog Disorder...

 1> Licksdexia -- Licks the mailman and barks at you.

             [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White    ]
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Selected from 23 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX             -- 1, 2 (5th #1)
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 4, 6, Topic
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA   -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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