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                         February 3, 2003

            The Top 10 Uses for Regurgitated Hairballs

10> Chicken wigs.

9> "Oh darn, we've lost the shuttlecock again. Whatever shall
    we do?"

8> A gentle suppository.

7> Collect enough of them to form a new cat. Chances are it will
    be friendlier than the one you have.

6> Area rugs. Really small area rugs.

5> Train kitty to hack on demand. Carry him with you at all 
    times. Muggers Beware!

4> Market them as a toupee patch kit.

3> Sell them on eBay as "Bill the Cat memorabilia."

2> Put a few in an old aquarium, add cedar chips and a water 
    bowl, tell your kids they're "just sleeping" and voila! Instant
    maintenance-free hamsters.

        and the Number 1 Use for Regurgitated Hairballs...

1> Let's just say I won't be bothered by any trick-or-treaters 
    *next* Halloween.

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Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL      -- 1, 3 (3rd #1)
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 2, 10
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX             -- 4, Topic
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY       -- 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 5, 6, 7 (Purr-fecta!)
Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN    -- 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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