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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== Available in 4 delicious flavors February 3, 2003 The Top 10 Uses for Regurgitated Hairballs 10> Chicken wigs. 9> "Oh darn, we've lost the shuttlecock again. Whatever shall we do?" 8> A gentle suppository. 7> Collect enough of them to form a new cat. Chances are it will be friendlier than the one you have. 6> Area rugs. Really small area rugs. 5> Train kitty to hack on demand. Carry him with you at all times. Muggers Beware! 4> Market them as a toupee patch kit. 3> Sell them on eBay as "Bill the Cat memorabilia." 2> Put a few in an old aquarium, add cedar chips and a water bowl, tell your kids they're "just sleeping" and voila! Instant maintenance-free hamsters. and the Number 1 Use for Regurgitated Hairballs... 1> Let's just say I won't be bothered by any trick-or-treaters *next* Halloween. [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1, 3 (3rd #1) Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 2, 10 Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 4, Topic Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 4 James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 5, 6, 7 (Purr-fecta!) Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN -- 8 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 9 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |