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I read the gnus today, oh boy...
March 17, 2003
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
Fed up with dogs fouling their streets, city officials in
Frankfurt, Germany have proposed making them wear large
number plates so that offenders can be traced.
We say why not jazz 'em up with bumper stickers, too?
The Top 9 Canine Bumper Stickers
9> MY OTHER OWNER IS A FASHION MODEL
8> IF YOU CAN'T SNIFF THIS, YOU'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!
7> WHAT PART OF "WOOF" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
6> PROUD PARENT OF AN OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DROPOUT
5> I LIFT MY LEG AT GARAGE SALES
4> WHAT WOULD JESUS' DOG DO?
3> YOU CAN HAVE MY SQUEAKY TOY WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD,
DEAD MUZZLE
2> GORE/DOBERMAN 2000
and the Number 1 Canine Bumper Sticker...
1> YOUR HONOR STUDENT FED ME HIS HOMEWORK
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 40 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 1 (6th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 3
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 4
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR -- 5
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 7
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 9
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA -- Runner Up list name
Bob Dalton, Arlington VA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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Canine Bumper Stickers
RUNNERS UP list -- Exhaust
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ALL OF MY PUPPIES ARE HONOR STUDENTS AT ST. BERNARD'S OBEDIENCE
SCHOOL
(Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY)
(Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
GOT MILK BONE?
(Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA)
I BRAKE FOR BITCHES IN HEAT
(Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU CAN SNIFF MY BUTT
(Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)
(Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
(Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
(Jim Goldman, Horsham, PA)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
(Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)
MY BABIES ARE BOARDED
(Adam Chunn, Houston, TX)
Runner Up list name
(Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)
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