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                          April 21, 2003

       The Top 7 Phrases You Should Never Teach Your Parrot

7> "I taste like chicken."

6> "$20. Same as in town."

5> "It's the priest! Hide the kids!"

4> "That's not the same girl you brought home last night."

3> "Do these feathers make my ass look big?"

2> "Are we there yet?"

and the Number 1 Phrase You Should Never Teach Your Parrot...

1> "Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty."

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Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA    -- 1 (8th #1)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA   -- 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 3, 5, 6 (Purr-fecta!)
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY      -- 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 7, Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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