TOP5 PETS
Humor with a cold wet nose
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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== Original Recipe April 21, 2003 The Top 7 Phrases You Should Never Teach Your Parrot 7> "I taste like chicken." 6> "$20. Same as in town." 5> "It's the priest! Hide the kids!" 4> "That's not the same girl you brought home last night." 3> "Do these feathers make my ass look big?" 2> "Are we there yet?" and the Number 1 Phrase You Should Never Teach Your Parrot... 1> "Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty." [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 1 (8th #1) Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 2 Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 3, 5, 6 (Purr-fecta!) Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 4 James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 7, Topic Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |