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Dog carries less than $20 in biscuits.
April 28, 2003
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
A woman in central Thailand held a lavish funeral for a
monitor lizard believed to have been the reincarnation of
her 12-year-old son, who died in a road accident nearly
two years ago.
"But Sandra," you ask, "how can I tell if MY pet is a
reincarnated relative?" Here ya go...
The Top 9 Signs Your Pet Is a Reincarnated Relative
9> The cat is giving you the same scornful look that your late
mother-in-law did.
8> Her litter of kittens all have your nose.
7> Grandma is inconsolable after seeing the dog drool just like
Grandpa used to.
6> Spot humps the same spot on your leg your late husband always
did.
5> The cat never misses an opportunity to take a dump in your
mother's shoe, just like your husband always wanted to.
4> Uncle Phil always smelled like tuna, too.
3> Your parrot keeps saying "Oy, I TOLD you your cooking was
killing me!"
2> Lazy, sheds everywhere, thinks he's God's gift, wants
affection when it's least convenient for you, demands food
at all hours, stinks up the bathroom, never comes when you
call him, out all night chasing tail. Yep, that's your dear,
departed husband, all right.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Is a Reincarnated Relative...
1> He always leaves the litterbox lid up.
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 1, 5, 6 (Purr-fecta! 1st #1)
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 2
Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY -- 3
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 4, 9
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI -- 7, 8
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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