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Don't you wish you could scoot like that?
May 12, 2003
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
British scientists are training dogs to sniff out signs
of prostate cancer in urine samples. Finally, all
that crotch-sniffing pays off! How do other annoying
pet behaviors benefit mankind?
The Top 9 Benefits of Annoying Pet Behaviors
9> Brutally attacking mailmen: Keeps those bills away!
8> Being ignored or treated with contempt by your cat: Consider
it "Married Life 101," Chester.
7> Dragging butt across the carpet: Generates enough electricity
to operate a small appliance.
6> Shedding on the couch: The sweaters sell *great* at the local
boutique!
5> Eating their own poop: Saves you money on buying their food,
plus it's recycling!
4> All-night barking: Keeps you awake so you can meet your
deadline tomorrow.
3> Hanging head out of car window: Keeps other drivers from
coming too close and cutting you off.
2> Chewing up remote: Plastic and metal embedded in poop
increases its structural rigidity, making it easier to
scoop up.
and the Number 1 Benefit of Annoying Pet Behaviors...
1> Birds molting: Free feathers for your Mardi Gras costume.
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 24 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 1 (8th #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 2, 8, Banner Tag
Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI -- 3
Gideon Griebenow, Potch, South Africa -- 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 7
Adam Chunn, Houston, TX -- 9
Sandra Fiegi, Stray -- Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Topic
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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