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                           June 9, 2003

         The Top 9 Reasons Your Ferret Is Not Perky Today

 9> She can't remember where she hid her Vivarin.

 8> He's still devastated by the cancellation of "Touched by an

 7> No one's visiting his site.

 6> He just saw his latest high tech mutual fund 401k statement.

 5> He forgot to secretly drink your blood last night.

 4> He just found out that "ferret face" is *not* a compliment.

 3> Despite really racking up some hours on the wheel, it appears
    to be the exact same cage he started in.

 2> He had $100 riding on Clay to win American Idol.

    and the Number 1 Reason Your Ferret Is Not Perky Today...

 1> "Shhh ... we've switched the ferret's normal double espresso
    with Folger's decaf. Let's see if she notices."

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Selected from 29 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA    -- 1, 3, 4
                                       (Purr-fecta! 10th #1)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 1, 2 (3rd #1)
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 5, 6, Topic
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA     -- 6, 7
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA     -- 8
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 9, Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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