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Urinary Tract pH Balanced
June 16, 2003
NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:
When asked by her small child how their two dogs could
have babies without being married, a woman took the
opportunity to teach her child a valuable lesson about
nature -- by holding a lavish wedding ceremony for the
dogs, complete with tux and gown for the couple and a
multitude of canine guests.
The Top 9 Songs Performed at a Dog Wedding
9> "Unleashed Melody"
8> "You're Having My Six Babies"
7> "I Will Always Hump You"
6> "Butt-or-Fly Kisses"
5> "S-P-C-A"
4> "Rover Nagila"
3> "Take My Dog Breath Away"
2> "Why Don't We Do It in the Church?"
and the Number 1 Song Performed at a Dog Wedding...
1> "Looks Like We Spayed It"
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 33 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 8 (2nd #1)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 2
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 3, 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 4, 9
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA -- 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 6
Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI -- 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet
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