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                          June 16, 2003

                     NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

      When asked by her small child how their two dogs could
       have babies without being married, a woman took the
      opportunity to teach her child a valuable lesson about
      nature -- by holding a lavish wedding ceremony for the
      dogs, complete with tux and gown for the couple and a
                   multitude of canine guests.

            The Top 9 Songs Performed at a Dog Wedding

 9> "Unleashed Melody"

 8> "You're Having My Six Babies"

 7> "I Will Always Hump You"

 6> "Butt-or-Fly Kisses"

 5> "S-P-C-A"

 4> "Rover Nagila"

 3> "Take My Dog Breath Away"

 2> "Why Don't We Do It in the Church?"

        and the Number 1 Song Performed at a Dog Wedding...

 1> "Looks Like We Spayed It"

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Selected from 33 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 8 (2nd #1)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX          -- 2
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD       -- 3, 9
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 4, 9
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA        -- 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH   -- 6
Barb McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI     -- 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS          -- Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA   -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA      -- List Vet

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