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     Don't mind me, I'll just sit on the book you're reading.


                          June 23, 2003


     The Top 8 Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be a Veterinarian


 8> A visit to the petting zoo ends up with you requiring heavy
    sedation.

 7> "Trim nails first, THEN take temperature" is tattooed on your
    scarred, bloody forearm.

 6> Dog snot makes you itch.

 5> When describing a patient, you once used the word "sexy."

 4> You laughed hysterically at the end of "Old Yeller."

 3> A new client brings her bulldog in for shots; you perform
    emergency reconstructive surgery on its "smashed-up face."

 2> Your recommended diet for dogs? Pizza and beer.


                and the Number 1 Sign You're Not 
                 Cut Out to Be a Veterinarian...


 1> You think there's a place for all creatures great and small,
    but it's right beside the mashed potatoes.



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Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Mark Weiss, Austin, TX              -- 1 (10th #1)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA     -- 2
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI       -- 3, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 4, 5
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 6
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 8
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH   -- Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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