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================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS ================================================================== The Taste Cats Love July 14, 2003 NOTE FROM THE LIST VET: Four city policemen and three state conservation officers spent a day following a 300-pound black bear as it took a short tour of Elmira, New York. Its activities included a visit downtown, swimming across the Chemung River and scaling a flood control wall. The bear eventually retreated safely into the hills south of town. The Top 10 Items on the Itinerary of a Bear on the Town 10> Hang out with Robin Williams, exchange body-hair care tips. 9> Kick some panda and koala butt. Poseurs. 8> Pick up a hooker dressed like Goldilocks, serve her some "love porridge." 7> Purchase some sexual aids for frigid polar bear wife. 6> Picanic basket, schmicanic basket. There's a hot dog stand on the corner with "Yogi" written ALL over it. 5> Go down to Wall Street and beat the crap out of that bull once and for all. 4> Play dead in front of the fireplace at the Playboy Mansion. 3> Same as every other tourist: Stare at the tall buildings, ride on the subway, maim a mime, visit the museums.... 2> Poop indoors. and the Number 1 Item on the Itinerary of a Bear on the Town... 1> Walk into a bar and order a beer. Maul the bartender when he tries to charge $10. [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors. Today's Top5 Pets List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 1 (3rd #1) Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH -- 2, 6, Topic James Knowles, Bellingham, WA -- 3, 10 Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4, 9 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 5 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 7 Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 8 Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 8 Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- Banner Tag Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet ================================================================== [ TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS ] [ "Top 10" lists on a variety of subjects ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ================================================================== |