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                         November 3, 2003


           The Top 10 Names in the Pet Rogues' Gallery


10> Lizzie Border Collie

 9> Butch Chickadee and the Sundance Kit

 8> Squeaky Toy Fromme

 7> Jeffrey Dahmeranian

 6> Ted Budgie

 5> Bichon Wayne Gacy

 4> Who's a Pretty Boy Floyd

 3> Lee Hairball Oswald

 2> Mark Territory Chapman


       and the Number 1 Name in the Pet Rogues' Gallery...


 1> John Walkies Booth



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Selected from 59 submissions from 22 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA     -- 1 (4th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA        -- 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 3, 8, Topic
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA      -- 4, Topic
Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL    -- 5
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS                 -- 6, 10
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA   -- 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA       -- 9
Keith Slicner, South Plainfield, NJ -- 10
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA       -- RU List Name
Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH   -- Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA          -- List Vet

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                 Names in the Pet Rogues' Gallery
                 RUNNERS UP list -- Dirty Rats
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Bunny and Clawed
          (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Charles Man's-best-friend-son
          (Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa)

DB Scooper
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

Jack the Upholstery Ripper
          (Virgil Steigerwald, Cleveland, OH)

Ma "Annoying" Barker
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Mouse Zedong
          (Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN)

Pol Potbelly Pig
          (Stephanie Thompson, Brainerd, MN)

Pugsy Siegel
          (Judith E. Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

Richard Speak
          (Marlene K. Goodman, Wheeling, IL)

Slobbered-on MilosevItch
          (Seth Brown, Williamstown, MA)

St. Bernard Goetz
          (Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)
          (Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA)


Runner Up list name
          (Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

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