| last known address: Bellingham, WA |
| e-address: jknowles@alpha.com |
| day job: Mechanical Engineer (when not goofing off) |
| owned by: Spec, small American Shorthair kitty, missing tail, extra large ego. Also, I frequently borrow my friend's Black Labs, Jemma and Scout, to suppress communist tennis ball insurgencies. |
| family unit: This girlfriend space for rent. Any offer from a breathing human female will be considered. |
seen in these other top5 products / humor sites:
Club Top5, Mini Fivers (Work, Relationships) |
if i could be any kind of animal i would be...
A lab rat in a beer overconsumption study.
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| pet superhero name: The Wonder Cat (as in "I wonder what trouble he is causing now?") |
| i also wanna share...
My collection of dust bunnies. They're yours for the asking. |
