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Travis Ruetenik

last known address: Honolulu, HI
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Kimo is a tabby with an eye for the exotic. Frodo is a dachshund who doesn't play by the rules. They fight crime.
family unit: Wife/Fuyuko. New baby, Leah Kiko Ruetenik, born 1/29/03.
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if i could be any kind of animal i would be...
A duck. Not for any particular reason, just the complete amphibious/airborne travel package.
pet superhero name: Weinerdog Shortlegs Pooeater III
i also wanna say... Duck walks in a store. Says, "Gimme a tube of Chapstick and put it on my bill."
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