will answer to: Ringmaster
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last known address: Austin, Texas |
e-address: mweiss_100@yahoo.com |
day job: Lawyer |
owned by: Age and autos cut cat population from 7 to 1 in just three years, so we will soon be acquiring more. Also feed raccoons and the occasional dog. |
family unit: Wife practices law in Austin.
Son 1 practices law in Dallas. Son 2 is three years old and does not practice law.
Young Spencer is at that age where he parrots everything back... |
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Top Five List, Top5 Sex, Top5 Liberal Politics, and Top5 Conservative Politics |
if i could be any kind of animal i would be...
Mountain lion. Dunno why; it just sounds cool.
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pet superhero name: Super Can Opener |
i also wanna say...
Reasoning with teenagers is like trying to herd housecats: it wastes your time and annoys the cats. |