| will answer to: Dude | 
| last known address: Leesburg, VA | 
| e-address: dferry@phillips.com | 
| day job:  Mailing List Salesman | 
| owned by:  
 Hattie the Yorkshire Terrier and a German Shepherd puppy, Schatzi (pictured).  I also have 3 cats: Angel, Crystal, and Sid.  My daughter named the cats. | 
| family unit: This year I have been married half my life to Meri-Beth.  I have two grown kids: Mike and Katy. | 
| seen in these other top5 products / humor sites: I also write for Top 5 Movies and the Washington Post Style Invitational.
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| if i could be any kind of animal i would be... I would be a parrot.  Flight would be cool.  You can't do that if you are a dog or cat unless you jump out of a window...but you can only do it once.
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| pet superhero name: Chow Man - It has nothing to do with the dog...I just like to eat. |